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You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!